margarita fever dreams

1. large birds falling out of the sky
2. a chicken transporter truck filled with fluffy gray cats
3. gray goats with black handlebar moustaches in the Carpathian mountains

post-apocalyptic sex fantasies part 1

1. The world has ended and we are the only two people alive
2. Some variation based on the premise in item 1.

movies

1. The Great Los Angeles Earthquake
2. Hydra
3. Flashdance
4. Total Recall

1. marco
2. polo

watch out, these pants mean business

1. he wants to get in her pants
2. he wants to get in everyone’s pants
3. he wants to live inside your pants
4. he will build a city in your pants
5. he will cut down the rainforest in your pants
6. your pants will no longer recognize you at holidays and birthdays
7. your pants will leave you for another pair of pants
8. will make more pants without you
9. and unleash them in an unsuspecting world.
10. your pants will wear the pants.

not a list of things to do but a list of things

1. fame
2. aloe
3. tila tequila
4. justin beiber's haircut
5. this year's googler of the year
6. tanning beds
7. macaroni and cheese
8. rats
9. oregon
10. international cookies
11. shopping buddy
12. brad pitt would never let one rip in front of angelina jolie
13. hair do's as pop stars
14. pop star's as spokespeople
15. as bicycle spokes
15. eating string cheese with mariah carey
16. doing meth with fergie
17. looking at squirrels with my cat
18. average gas station merchandise price point
19. hot air balloons
20. i know it sounds wierd, but like i am afraid of clowns
21. anal sex

obsessions

1. Robocop
    1a. Robocop and Transnationalism
    1b. Robocop and Subjectivity
    1c. Robocop and Feminism and Feminism and Cyborgs
2. The Cars
3. Hurricane Names

1. buy alpaca
2. hire arsonist to set fire to some place i know
3. eat pizza
4. drink beer
5. frolic like a baby goat
6. hahahahahahahhahahaahah

1. Move to Europe
2. Meet Sexy Count
3. Become Countess Diana Chocula, Cereal Heiress
4. Pay Student Loans

1. meow
2. meow meow
3. meow meow meow
4. you get the idea.