not a list of things to do but a list of things

1. fame
2. aloe
3. tila tequila
4. justin beiber's haircut
5. this year's googler of the year
6. tanning beds
7. macaroni and cheese
8. rats
9. oregon
10. international cookies
11. shopping buddy
12. brad pitt would never let one rip in front of angelina jolie
13. hair do's as pop stars
14. pop star's as spokespeople
15. as bicycle spokes
15. eating string cheese with mariah carey
16. doing meth with fergie
17. looking at squirrels with my cat
18. average gas station merchandise price point
19. hot air balloons
20. i know it sounds wierd, but like i am afraid of clowns
21. anal sex

obsessions

1. Robocop
    1a. Robocop and Transnationalism
    1b. Robocop and Subjectivity
    1c. Robocop and Feminism and Feminism and Cyborgs
2. The Cars
3. Hurricane Names

1. buy alpaca
2. hire arsonist to set fire to some place i know
3. eat pizza
4. drink beer
5. frolic like a baby goat
6. hahahahahahahhahahaahah